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i guess cook for me, because then i would be able to gauge his cooking skills, but its also helpful to know if the dude is polite in public and a good tipper, so both. 

i think i know enough trannies to know that you are wrong about this one.  stfu newb.

that’s a pretty broad section of the population.  im sure i’d like some and most others probably not.  it depends on the individual, not their ethnic or cultural background.  

i dated a mexican guy when i was in my early 20s.  if that answers your question? 

ive never dated a black guy.  i tend to go for blondes.  

good genes.  

from

good parents.

i am only going to say this once, and only once.

NOBODY HAS TO LICK ANYBODY’S ASS!

i dont really watch horror movies, and since i was a child in the 80s i definitely wasnt viewing anything like that from that era.  

ive dyed my hair almost every shade of red, pink, purple and orange. 

every person ive had sex with turned into a fan. so yes, but in backwards order.  

i will not have children.  

by the way, i think its sort of a rude question to ask.  

what if i was barren, like jennifer aniston??? 

when i go to starbucks i always order a grande skinny vanilla latte, because i feel like the sound of this drink order could also serve as a description of myself to a stranger that would make sense.  

so, go to starbucks and try ordering a “Dana DeArmond” they’ll probably look at you like youre crazy.  but they work at starbucks, so it’s no big deal.  

because they look like little fat monkeys  

arnold palmer.  

half iced tea/half lemonade/all fucking awesome

i used to have half inch ear holes, but i took them out so i can wear regular earrings now.